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| Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 | | 1:06 pm |
Anything
Anything for you Turn my castles blue Turn my bones to sand Just to see you I’ll give you anything I’ll give you anything I’ll give you anything Jackie O with the top down open All the words to what's unspoken I’ll put together everything that’s broken Just to see you I’ll give you anything I’ll give you anything I’ll give you anything Jackie O with the top down open A king's horse for what’s been broken I’ll bring back even what's unspoken Just to see you I’ll give you anything I’ll give you anything I’ll be your anything Current Mood:  flirty | | 1:02 pm |
| | Thursday, June 28th, 2007 | | 2:50 pm |
Hey There Delilah
Hey there Delilah What's it like in New York City? I'm a thousand miles away But girl tonight you look so pretty Yes you do Times Square can't shine as bright as you I swear it's true Hey there Delilah Don't you worry about the distance I'm right there if you get lonely Give this song another listen Close your eyes Listen to my voice it's my disguise I'm by your side Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me Hey there Delilah I know times are getting hard But just believe me girl Someday I'll pay the bills with this guitar We'll have it good We'll have the life we knew we would My word is good Hey there Delilah I've got so much left to say If every simple song I wrote to you Would take your breath away I'd write it all Even more in love with me you'd fall We'd have it all Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me A thousand miles seems pretty far But they've got planes and trains and cars I'd walk to you if I had no other way Our friends would all make fun of us and we'll just laugh along because we know That none of them have felt this way Delilah I can promise you That by the time we get through The world will never ever be the same And you're to blame Hey there Delilah You be good and don't you miss me Two more years and you'll be done with school And I'll be making history like I do You'll know it's all because of you We can do whatever we want to Hey there Delilah here's to you This ones for you Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me Oh it's what you do to me What you do to me. | | Monday, May 21st, 2007 | | 1:43 pm |
Fucking WalMart
This warranty covers failures during normal use, it does not cover damage which occurs during shipment, or damage which results from an accident, mishandling, misuse, or from fire, flood, lightning or other acts of God. | | Thursday, May 3rd, 2007 | | 12:25 pm |
I was listening to it today
sign me up, i volunteer votes are in for lifeguard of the year her feline past lives are plain to see their similarities are shown in this life again like mama said, dontcha let it go to your head when ya know you're being fed i'm so proud to know you lizzy, i'll write, i'll sing telegraph, telegram telephone, tellin' you i'll be home soon dienu we will wake when kitty licks and in the morn, work takes her to maine dressed and out the door by six tomorrow is the first time liz can't board my plane like mama said, dontcha let it go to your head when ya know your book is read i'm so proud to know you anna will take me to the port as liz drives up i-95 me and my darlin' keep love alive even on texas time like mama said, dontcha let it go to your head when your town is painted red i'm so proud to know you lizzy, i'll write, i'll sing telegraph, telegram telephone, tellin' you i'll be home soon dienu Current Mood:  content | | Thursday, February 1st, 2007 | | 11:05 am |
New way of posting?
I have an idea. Instead of posting song lyrics, maybe I'll post random things that I think of once a day. It'll be something like a journal. God damn it, I'm a genius. | | Friday, December 29th, 2006 | | 12:21 pm |
Chasing Cars
We'll do it all Everything On our own We don't need Anything Or anyone If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? I don't quite know How to say How I feel Those three words Are said too much They're not enough If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life Let's waste time Chasing cars Around our heads I need your grace To remind me To find my own If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Forget what we're told Before we get too old Show me a garden that's bursting into life All that I am All that I ever was Is here in your perfect eyes, they're all I can see I don't know where Confused about how as well Just know that these things will never change for us at all If I lay here If I just lay here Would you lie with me and just forget the world? Current Mood:  crushed | | Wednesday, November 15th, 2006 | | 6:32 pm |
Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)
Beelzeboss: I AM COMPLETE! Tenacious D: (BOTH) Fuuuck Beelzeboss: YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I'M COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK! THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOUR FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE! Tenacious D: (JB) Waaait Waaait Waaait you mother-fucker we challenge you to a rock off, (BOTH) Give us one chance to rock your socks off Beelzeboss: FUCK! FUCK! FUUUCK, THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME, FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE! WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS? WHAT'S THE CAAATCH? Tenacious D: (JB) If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to hell and also you will have to pay our rent Beelzeboss: AND WHAT IF I WIN? Tenacious D: (JB) Then you can take Kage back to hell.. (KG) What!? (JB) Trust me kage it's the only way (KG) What the fuck are you talkin about? (JB) To be your little bitch Beelzeboss: FINE! LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN HAHAHA! I'M THE DEVIL, I LOVE METAL! CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKIN TASTY! I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WHATEVER I'VE GOT AM GONNA FLAUNT! THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOST! I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE KAGE BACK TO HELL I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MA HOT DEMON GEL! I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL!! Tenacious D: (JB) NOOOO! c'mon Kage bring the thunder (KG) There's just no way that we can win that was a masterpeice (JB) Listen to me- (KG) He rocks to hard because he's not a mortal man (JB) God dammit Kage, he gonna make you his sex slave, your gonna gargle Mayonnaise (KG) Noo unless we bust a massive monster mamajam (KG) Dude, we've been through so much shit (JB) De-activated lasers with my dick (BOTH) Now it's time to blow this fucker down (JB) c'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down (KG) I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down (JB) Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown (KG) We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town (BOTH) Now we've got to blow this fucker down (KG) He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down (JB) C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down (KG) OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out (JB) Hey educationer, Beelzeboss, we know your weakness our rocet-sauce we rock the cassbaw, and blow your mind we will defeat you, for all mankind you hold the sceptor, we hold the key you are the devil, we are the D (BOTH) We are the D (X16) Beelzeboss: YOU GUYS ARE FUCKIN LAME COME ON KAGE YOUR COMIN WITH ME TASTE MY LIGHTNING SUCKERS! Tenacious D: (JB) NOOOO! Beelzeboss: OW, FUCK! MY FUCKIN HORN! OHH NO Tenacious D: (JB) From whence you came you shall remain, until you are complete again Beelzeboss: NOOOOO! FUCK YOU KAGE AND FUCK YOU JABLES I'LL GET YOU TENACIOUS D!! | | Monday, October 30th, 2006 | | 10:23 pm |
Come Around
I’m dressed all in blue And I’m remembering you And the dress you wore When you broke my heart I’m depressed upstairs And I’m remembering where And when and how and why You have to go so far Am I going to be lonely for the rest of my life? Am I going to be lonely for the rest of my life? I’m going to be lonely for the rest of my life. Unless you come around So come around I’m dressed all in white And I remember the night You came onto me And opened up my heart I was hollow then Till you filled me in Now I’m empty again I should have never let it start Am I going to be lonely for the rest of my life? Am I going to be lonely for the rest of my life? I’m going to be lonely for the rest of my life. Unless you come around So come around No one else can fix me Although sometimes my heart tricks me Into thinking someone else will do Buy you’re the only one You are the only one Am I going to be lonely for the rest of my life? Am I going to be lonely for the rest of my life? I’m going to be lonely for the rest of my life. Unless you come around So come around So come around So come around I’m dressed all in blue And I’m remembering you And the dress you wore When you broke my heart Current Mood:  cold | | Friday, October 20th, 2006 | | 1:23 pm |
Is Anybody Home?
Goodbye, the future's sold out There's no use screaming. Who thought we'd ever get this far? Tonight, your faith has come down To money and a tv, Psychics who've never been to mars, and Nazis breast feeding. I know you must be upset I can't find meaning. I'm sorry, we're sorry We're all scared, all scared. Hey, is anybody home? Has anybody wasted tears on loneliness that everyone... Goodnight, the truth has come out That everyone's needy... White teeth, a ticket to meet God and Be all that you envy Shotgun under your bed Has started breathing. You shot it, you shot it I'm bare, I'm bare Hey, is anybody home? Has anybody wasted tears on loneliness that everyone becomes? Is anybody low? Has anybody painted fear on Bedroom walls that save us from... And hey, is anybody home? Has anybody wasted tears on loneliness that everyone becomes when they're not alright? Hey, is anybody home? Has anybody wasted tears on loneliness that everyone becomes? Is anybody low? Has anybody painted fear on The bedroom walls that everyone Becomes... Becomes... Becomes... Becomes... Becomes... Becomes... The loneliness that everyone becomes... | | Monday, October 16th, 2006 | | 6:54 pm |
I Want You
The suckers lose themselves in the games they learn to play. Children love to sing but then their voices slowly fade away. People always take a step away from what is true, That's why I like you around, I want you. Oh, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do... you make me want you. An open invitation to the dance, Happenstance set the vibe that we are in, No apology because my urge is genuine, And the mystery of your rhythm is so feminine. Here I am and I want to take a hit, Of your scent 'cos it bit, So deep into my soul, I want you. Yeah, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you make me want you. Oh, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, (Send me all your vampires) you do, you do, you do, I want you. And I can't get enough, Oh I can't get enough, Oh I can't get enough. The village church yard is filled with bones weeping in the grave, The silver lining of clouds shines on people Jesus couldn't save, You want to know how deeply my soul goes, deeper than bones... Deeper than bones. And I can't get enough, (I, I, I, I, I) Oh, I can't get enough, Oh, I can't get enough, (You, you, you, you, you) Oh, I can't get enough, After we did it by the window sill, Smoke rings drift into the midnight sky, Presently in the quilt that your mother made, A prayer candle burns to fight off the gloom, You said to live in this way is not for the meek, And like a jazz DJ you talk me into sleep, I said there will be no regrets when the worms come, And they will surely come. Oh, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you make me want you. (Send me all your vampires), Yeah, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you do, you make me want you. (Send me all your vampires) I want you. (Send me all your vampires) I want you. (Send me all your vampires) (Send me all your vampires) (Send me all your vampires) Current Mood:  jubilant | | Friday, September 29th, 2006 | | 6:05 pm |
Talk to Me
I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could cry I tried so hard, but wasn’t able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace Could tell I've soiled my good name By the look upon your face… Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it No use denying it, I was really cranking it It wasn't my fault and it wouldnt be so bad If you could just forgive me, and talk to me dad Talk to me dad No i didn’t hear you enter, no I didn’t hear the door With my hand upon my member and my pants upon the floor Now burnt into your brain is an image you despise Like blood and guts and starving kids and Stevie Wonder’s eyes Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it No use denying it, I was really cranking it Well dry your eyes and don't be so sad But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been had Talk to me dad Yeah, the look upon your face made my swollen gland diminish So I said “Could you close the door, I really wanna finish.” Now daddy, I’m ashamed and I completely understand If you never wanna hug again or even shake my hand Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it No use denying it, well I was really cranking it Well please calm down and dont get mad Just because it was your bed, it’s not that bad It's not that bad, not that bad, talk to me dad When I was only 17 you told me it was dirty So it must be really creepy when you kid is pushing 30 But you cannot tell me, dad, you have never had a whack At the thing that hangs below your belt and bumps into your sack Well it seems last night you caught me spanking it No use denying it, I was really cranking it Now dry your eyes, don’t be sad But I wouldn’t use those tissues, they’ve already been… Just because it was your bed, it’s not that… Oh daddy, daddy, please forgive me, and talk to me dad talk to me dad Current Mood:  accomplished | | Monday, September 25th, 2006 | | 11:39 pm |
Life in a Nutshell
When she was three Her Barbies always did it on the first date Now she's with me, There's never any need for them to demonstrate She's like a baby, I'm like a cat; When we are happy, we both get fat and still It's never enough, It's never enough, It's never enough [Chorus] But I don't tend to worry 'bout the things that other people say And I'm learning that I wouldn't want it any other way Call me crazy but it really doesn't matter All that matters to me is she Her life in a nutshell No way would she want it to change me It's not that easy 'cause My time is often decided for me For me She memorized every pencil crayon color in the box Her blue-green eyes complement the burnt sienna in her locks She's at the movies, I'm on the phone; When we're separated, we're never alone, but still It's never enough, It's never enough, No it's never enough [Chorus] Her life in a nutshell No way would she want it to change me It's not that easy 'cause My time is often decided for me For me I fell down with no one there to catch me from falling Then she came 'round And only her tenderness stopped me from bawling my eyes out I'm OK, and that's why Her life in a nutshell No way would she want it to change me It's not that easy 'cause My time is often decided for me For me [Chorus] Current Mood: cold | | Monday, September 18th, 2006 | | 7:19 pm |
The world has been tagged. I shall lead.
1. Put your music player on shuffle. 2. Press forward for each question. 3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn't make sense. NO CHEATING! 4. Tag 10 people to play this game too. Will you get far in life? My Hero How do your friends see you? The Pot Will you get married? The Key to Gramercy Park What is your best friend's theme song? No Surprises What is the story of your life? Made of Steel What was high school like? Better Together how can you get ahead in life? Lunchbox What is the best thing about your friends? Dope Nose What is today going to be like? Julianna What is in store this weekend? In The Garage What song describes you? The Story of 100 Aisles What song describes your grandparents? Man or Animal How is your life going now? Forgiven What song would they play at your funeral? Say it Ain't So How does the world see you? Follow Will you have a happy life? Cold What do your friends really think of you? In love Do people secretly lust after you? Big Yellow Taxi How can I make myself happy? My Name Is Jonas What should I do with my life? The World At Large Will you ever have children? Bowser's Theme - Super Mario RPG | | Thursday, August 31st, 2006 | | 6:50 pm |
Midnight Mistress
She coaxes me in silent tones; My craving wells within. She sheds her thin, transparent gown; I warm her dark brown skin. I chew her flesh and chomp her bones, Delighting at my sin. But all too soon she's swallowed down; Good God, she has a twin! -Chris Singleton Current Mood:  bouncy | | Wednesday, August 30th, 2006 | | 6:27 pm |
The People That We Love
Speed kills coming down the mountain Speed kills coming down the street Speed kills with presence of mind and Speed kills if you know what I mean Got to feel - woke up inside again Got to feel less broke more fixed Got to feel when I got outside myself Got to feel when I touched your lips The things we do to the people that we love The way we break if there's something we can't take Destroy the world that we took so long to make We expect her gone for some time I wish her safe from harm To find yourself in a foreign land Another refugee outsider refugee How's it feel she's coming up roses How's it feel she's coming up sweet How's it feel when it's all in spite of you How's it feel when she's out of your reach The things we do to the people that we love The way we break if there's something in the way Destroy the world that we took so long to make We expect her gone for some time I wish her safe from harm To find yourself in a foreign land Another refugee outsider refugee What happened to you Current Mood: cheerful | | Tuesday, August 22nd, 2006 | | 9:24 pm |
Hey Jealousy
Tell me do you think it'd be all right If I could just crash here tonight You can see I'm in no shape for driving And anyway I've got no place to go And you know it might not be that bad You were the best I'd ever had If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago I might not be alone Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take its place...hey jealousy Hey jealousy, hey jealousy, hey jealousy And you can trust me not to think And not to sleep around If you don't expect too much from me You might not be let down Cause all I really want is to be with you Feeling like I matter too If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago I might be here with you Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take its place...hey jealousy Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take its place...hey jealousy Hey jealousy, hey jealousy, hey jealousy Tell me do you think it'd be all right If I could just crash here tonight You can see I'm in no shape for driving And anyway I've got no place to go And you know it might not be that bad You were the best I'd ever had If I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago I might not be alone Tomorrow we can drive around this town And let the cops chase us around The past is gone but something might be found To take its place...hey jealousy Hey jealousy Listen to my heart There's only one thing I can start Current Mood: jealous | | Wednesday, August 16th, 2006 | | 12:58 am |
Woo hoo!! NYC!!!!!!!!!!!!
Today was my first day in New York City. We walked and took the subway to Central Park and saw a spot that was in Ghostbusters 2. We then went through the park towards Strawberry Fields. We also saw the church and apartment building from Ghostbusters and the Tavern on the Green. We then walked the streets and went to Times Square. I also got a Lemon Lime Whippie from Rupert at the Hello Deli. Dinner was at Lips, but I'll tell that story later. Current Mood:  awake | | 12:55 am |
Best Friends
Mark: I like my toast buttered Stephen: and i'll take mine dry Mark: I dig the beatles Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy Mark: I have fine taste Stephen: and i like things cheap Mark: I wanna stay up all night Stephen: i just wanna sleep, with your sister Mark: I love the sunshine Stephen: and i wanna nail your sister Mark: I like julia roberts movies Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister and Mark you would rule Hey!, if you'd say its cool i'd go pick her up at her junior high school yea your sister yeaaa i wanna F your sister wanna F her in the A and just C all over her chin well i'd stick my fist in her V and i'd move it around and then i'd move it to her A hole it'd be so F'ing great i'd nail her i wanna F your sister! Current Mood: chipper | | Wednesday, August 9th, 2006 | | 11:16 am |
Classic Rock Song
I get home late from work tonight Baby, my body's achin'. Can't stop thinkin' 'bout you and me And the love that we'll be makin'. So I chill the champagne Light a candle or two (Baby, all the things I'ma do to you) I love you so much my little heart is breakin'. Let's make love Oh baby, let's make love Your body fits me like a glove So baby, let's make love (Baby, let's make love, oooh yeah) Baby let's make love, yeah, yeah, alright Ain't nobody in the world In love as we are. Making love to you's like being inside a shooting star. Now I'm in so deep, baby, we're groovin (Love the way your body is movin') Then I pull it out just a little bit too far And I accidentally stick it in your butthole. I put it in your butthole. I swear that wasn't my goal To put it all up in your bootyhole. And I swear I'll never do it again. ...Unless you kinda liked it. Current Mood: satisfied |
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